"WOW !! Same-sex dancing partners on DWTS next season !!???
I can hardly wait !!! Maybe they'll have Ellen and Portia Degeneres --
But wait !! Now that DWTS has gone Republican with DeLay and Palin, mebbe they'll have more same-sex Republicans -- like Ann Coulter and Glenn Beck !!
Coulter as the dominatrix and Beck as the whimpering subject would make for great theatre.
Pat Robertson, Barbara Bush, and Dan Quayle would be my choice for judges, since they have extensive experience and an insider's view of the gay community.
A show with lots of gays, lesbians, and trans-gender people should be marked for mandatory broadcast at all Charter Schools to raise money for the Gay Pride parades and other gay activities, with the goal of establishing solidarity among the many gays and Lesbians in both the RNC and the NRA.
This just in -- Sheriff Joe Arpaio and Senator Russell Pearce of Arizona are rumored to be guests on the new show, and both will be announcing their coming-out very soon.
Stay tuned for more exciting news from gay Republicans as it happens !! "