"Say hey, freakingback !!
Seems like you ain't been gone long, so pardon me if I don't git all recited !!
We been talkin' 'bout how Kyle is the most improved dancer in the group, accordin' to most of the peeps that's up in here.
Lord knows they done Brandi wrong, an' they's gonna be hell to pay in the sweet bye an' bye !!
Young Master Derek an' Miss Jennifer are a sight to behold -- just as smooth as buttermilk an' sultry like an August evenin'.
Bristol the pistol got her serial number filed off an' her firing pin removed by them T-bagger Republican creeps that cheated the voting system.
Other than that, I dunno nothin'.
Welcome back !!"