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DWTS Costume Awards: Nearly Nude
AND THE NOMINEES ARE...
Ever since the first season, people have been complaining that the dancers simply show too much skin! We submit these exhibits proving that they just might be right. Whose outfits were just too skimpy for network TV?

Edyta is nearly nude
We see right through this naked ploy: Keeping Edyta Sliwinska nearly nude means no one's looking at her less-skilled partners (like John Ratzenberger.)
Toni Braxton is nearly nude
Even Edyta's never gotten this nude: Hey, Toni Braxton, we think you forgot your costume!
Edyta is nearly nude
Is it in Edyta's contract to show skin every week? Or is it just too expensive to fully dress the Polish prancer?
Kym is nearly nude
If it weren't for the fringe, we'd swear Kym Johnson was wearing nothing at all with this skin-colored get-up. We feel kind of dirty for using "fringe" in this context!
Edyta again is nearly nude
Here's even more of Edyta. If it weren't for that sleeve drape and those legwarmers, she'd be dancing in a bikini!

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