Change: Bruno to Mya "Mya, don't worry, cleanliness is next to Godliness". Week 5Alec (to Natalie): "Dimples don't intimidate."Anna D (to Michael): "Walk like you're holding a coin in your butt cheeks."Bruno: "Michael, keep that nickel in your butt, because it's working for you."Mya (after   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1197)

Change: Karina to Aaron in rehearsal "Turn me on...and that is not easy because I am a cold hearted b!t@h." Week 4Bruno (to Michael): "Your dancing is a little like the economy. Every week it's supposed to be getting better, but nothing happens."Michael: "Only in America   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1087)

Change: Karina (to Aaron): "It's actually not bad. The only thing... you're pigeon-toed, you're sticking your ass out, and you're not moving your hips." But other than that it's not bad."Tom B (to Len): "Wait a second, you're upset because there's not enough raunch?"Lacey: "Mark and   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 968)

Change: Anna Demidova (to Michael Irvin): "If dancing was easy, they'd call it football."Louie: "The judges are kind of harshing my mellow."Tom (to Bruno): "Sometimes I feel like we're all interfering with your therapy session."Tom: "You might remember that last week,   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 670)

Change: Tom: "You might remember that last week, our head judge Len Goodman encouraged UFC fighter Chuck Liddell to get in touch with his feminine side, which may have something to do with Len not being here this evening."Debi: "You have to be more patient."Maksim: "Never."Chelsie: "You'll   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 627)

Change: Kelly: "My bum just wiggled. I am not doing that."Aaron: "I'm OK with heels. I'm not gonna say I've never tried them on."Anna T (about Chuck): "You better be scared. He can hurt people."Michael: "Why'd you do this, Mike?"Mark: "Lacey is the master. I'm the grasshopper."   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 475)

Change: everyever going to let me back in Utah again."Louie: "Donny, the only high score you're getting is on your birthday card."Mark: "The Viennese Waltz is so stiff and uncomfortable, Tom Delay should be doing it."Tom Delay: "I always like to   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 222)

Change: surreal."Len (to Tom Delay): "Parts were magic, parts were tragic."Tom Delay: "I've got bigger critics than those judges."Donny (rehearsing the salsa): "I don't think they're every going to let me back in Utah again."Louie: "Donny, the only high score you're getting is on your birthday card."   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 185)

Change: Moved by jakefwp Sep 22 2009, 12:00 AM EDT

Change: Created by jakefwp Sep 22 2009, 12:00 AM EDT for: no reason given