Change: Donny (watching a clip of him rubbing Kym's leg during a dance): "I'm still sleeping on the couch for that one."Bruno (to Donny): "You're not doing Vegas, you're doing Dancing With The Stars."Carrie Ann: "Donny Osmond, where did those hips come from?"Kelly: "I'm going   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 2139)

Change: Donny: "We did two things to the audience tonight. We entertained 'em, and we scared 'em."Kenny Mayne: "Joanna's great. She's the girl next door. In Poland."Kenny Mayne (about Aaron): "It's a stupid TV show about dancing. What are you crying about?"Tom (to Bruno after   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1894)

Change: Tom (to Bruno after Kelly's dance): "As a dad, you make Ozzy look like Hugh Beaumont."Bruno (after Joanna and Derek's paso doble): "Derek, you're a genius."Tom (after Aaron said he almost threw up): "Well, that would be our over-sharing moment of the night."Bruno (to Donny):   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1794)

Change: Len (to Mya): "Again tonight, there was a disappointment for me... because I couldn't find anything to criticize."Tom (to Len): "I guess it was too much to hope the good mood would last."Carrie Ann (to Donny): "I found it mesmerizing."Donny (after Len's comment):   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1745)

Change: Bruno (to Donny): "You are such a performer. No one could cover up the mistakes like you did."Carrie Ann: "You went wrong a couple, maybe four times."Donny: "Maybe five."Mya: "How did you get the crowd on your feet every time you danced?"Cloris: "It was an intermission.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1604)

Change: Melissa (talking to Mark about the group Mambo): "How do we get Mya and Dmitry over to the corner?" Tom (about Joanna and Derek's waltz): " It will be our 'get a room dance' of the season." Mya: " If Mr. Michael Irvin wants   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1351)

Change: Len (About MIchael's dance and Bruno's and Carrie Ann's score): "It's amazing that three people can watch a dance, and two of them can get it totally wrong." Len: "Sometimes less is more...but not in the Jitterbug...more is more!." Tom Bergeron: "There are a couple   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1314)

Change: Tom Bergeron: "There are a couple of sites on the internet where you can bid on Mark's hair from last week." Carrie Ann (to Melissa): "Well at least you kept your puppies up". Mark Ballas: "It was really fun for me to   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1251)

Change: Mark Ballas: "It was really fun for me to take a backseat, and watch someone else kick Melissa's butt". Bruno (to Mya) "Mya, don't worry, cleanliness is next to Godliness".Week 5Alec (to Natalie): "Dimples don't intimidate."Anna D (to Michael): "Walk like   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1217)

Change: to(to MyaMya) "Mya, don't worry, cleanliness is next to Godliness". Week 5Alec (to Natalie): "Dimples don't intimidate."Anna D (to Michael): "Walk like you're holding a coin in your butt cheeks."Bruno: "Michael, keep that nickel in your butt, because it's working for you."Mya (after   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 1197)