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DANCING WITH THE STARS QUOTES: FINALS

Chuck: "I have a new respect for silk... and satin... and glitter... and thongs."

Len (to Gilles): "Kill it, sunshine."

Tom (when Shawn and Mark rushed the judges): "OK, let's just kiss and hug for a while."

DANCING WITH THE STARS QUOTES: SEMIFINALS


Ty (to Chelsie): "I almost dropped you. Is that bad in ballroom, if I drop you?"

Tony (to Melissa): "The difficult things are not difficult for us. It's the easy things. Like walking."

Gilles: "I looked pretty smooth on the outside, but the truth is, on the inside I died three times and fainted twice."

Shawn (about their paso doble): "I smacked you too hard there."
Mark: "Yeah, I had a little handprint on my neck. Thank you."

Gilles: "Kim is gone, and someone has to shake their booty, and I believe that should be me."

Len (to Gilles and Cheryl): "I'm giving you a sitting down standing ovation."

Shawn: "Lifting scares the crap out of me."

Bruno (after Shawn's Argentine Tango): "Here is Catherine Zeta-SHAWN."

Tom: "I wouldn't jump too much in that dress, Samantha."

Tom (after the squabbling over Ty's dance): "Our judges' dinner reservations are for three tables of one."

Bruno (to Gilles after his salsa): "Lil Kim is alive and well and is hanging out in your pants!"

DANCING WITH THE STARS QUOTES: WEEK 9

Kenny Mayne: "There's no such thing as 110%. It stops at 100."

Kenny Mayne (about Gilles): "What have the French ever done for us?"

Tom: "Len Goodman, the wet blanket of the west."

Bruno (to Kim): "You tried to be a lady, but you're more comfortable being a tramp."

Melissa: "Do I look like an angel?"
Tony: "No."

Ty: "Seems like at this point, it's pretty obvious I'm not a Cuban guy."

Ty (after dancing in front of his wife Jewel): "The score wasn't great, but I'm hoping the solo pays dividends later."

Tom (to Kim): "I think that solo is already being downloaded on the internet."

Carrie Ann (to Kim): "Not in the history of this show have I seen a booty shake like that."

DANCING WITH THE STARS QUOTES: WEEK 8

Len (to Gilles): "I made a list of the things the French are famous for: French toast, French fries, French kissing. And you can add the Lindy Hop to that list."

Bruno (to Kim after her paso doble): "The b**** is back and she means business!"

Bruno (to Chuck): "I know you enjoy the lower regions, but you have to bring the fluidity on the top."

Bruno (to Chuck): "Good bum action. You learn how to use it and there's no stopping you."

Shawn: "I had no idea I tend to swing my arms like baseball bats."

Ty (explaining Len's comment from last week): "Like a bride's nightie, like on a honeymoon."
Chelsie: "What?"
Ty: "You'll figure it out one of these days."
Chelsie: (Pause) "Ew!"

Ty (while getting a spray tan): "We better get at least a seven."

Ty: "I don't care if team mambo came in first, second and third last time. They're a bunch of sissies."

DANCING WITH THE STARS QUOTES: WEEK 7

Bruno (to Melissa): "This is the revenge of the maneater!"

Edyta: "I'm wearing so much clothes that I got tangled in it."

Bruno: "Taking the raunch out of Lil' Kim is like having a margarita without the tequila."

Chuck: "All I want is a nine!"

Ty: "When Jewel heard we had a romantic waltz, she thought it'd be a good opportunity to come in and make fun of us."

Carrie Ann (to Ty): "Every once in a while you got that 'I'm afraid to be out here' look on your face."

Bruno: "Shawn, my cheeky little devil."

Ty (about the group dance rehearsal): "Lawrence has made this whole day fun, because he ain't goin' for any of it."

DANCING WITH THE STARS QUOTES: WEEK 6

Len (to Ty): "It took a while to get started, and once it did get started, it wasn't that good."

DANCING WITH THE STARS QUOTES: WEEK 5

Samantha: "Maybe this dancing is bringing you one step closer. Is there something we should know?"
Chuck: "No."

Tom: "There's much more dancing to come, out here with me and the Bickersons."

Lawrence: "The paso doble is like watching TV with the sound off."

Len: "I don't understand. I'm a stranger in this country, and I get booed for telling the truth."

Bruno (to David): "You lifted your leg and you looked like a dog at a lamppost."

DANCING WITH THE STARS QUOTES: WEEK 4
Ty: "I'm not scared of the double elimination, or rattlesnakes."

Len: "Then we have the jitterbug... er, the Lindy Hop."
Tom: "That's what happens when you don't come to rehearsal."

Bruno: "That was the tale of a fatal meeting. with the promise of forbidden pleasure"

Lawrence: "I'll still be married after this dance, right?"
Edyta: "We'll see."

Samantha (who has a cold): "I'm going through puberty, can't you tell?"

Tom (about Samantha's voice): "It's kind of a Brenda Vaccaro smoky. An old reference, I know."

Tom: "Is it just me or is Bruno starting to look like a tan Bela Lugosi?"

Carrie Ann (to Lawrence): "You looked like you were a little afraid of Edyta."
Tom: "Wouldn't you be?"

Tom: "Little Lenny Hardbutt."

Len (to Ty): "There was a tiddly blunder."

Bruno (to Ty): "You were jumping and kicking with the vitality of a young stallion!"

Holly: "Call me crazy, but..."
Samantha: "CRAZY!"

Steve-O: "I just gotta get out there and say gosh dang darn it, what the hey."

DANCING WITH THE STARS QUOTES: WEEK 3

Ty: "You know, I'm just trying not to be horrible."

Steve: "More shocked than any time in my life, except maybe when I got divorce papers."

Len (to Carrie Ann): "I want to get that in my ear, I'll go home and talk to my wife."

Tom (to Len): "That's the first metaphor of yours I've actually understood."

Lawrence: "I had to give up my golf because I'm giving up so much study time on the samba. and I don't give up my golf for nobody."

Tom: "If they get through this week, Edyta's going to wear the other half of this outfit."

Carrie Ann (about Woz): "You tried to do the worm. It was more like an earthworm."

Len (about Woz): "It was consistent; it was terrible from start to finish."

Bruno (about Woz): "This was probably the worst Samba I've ever seen."

Bruno (to Kim): "You are a pocket sized Venus with a super-sized sex appeal."

DANCING WITH THE STARS QUOTES: WEEK 2

Holly: "Every day's a Holly day!"

Holly: "I've been Miss March, April, July, September & October."

Bruno (about Holly's quickstep): "You looked like you're running for a bus most of the time."

David Alan Grier: "How did Cloris Leachman do it? What was that woman on?"

Len Goodman (about David and Kim's salsa): "It was all sizzle and no sausage."

Samantha (to Belinda): "I'm going to hold you."

Ty Murray: "My cha cha was really just a cha, 'cause I forgot half of it."

Len (about Ty): "Last week a caterpillar, this week a butterfly."

Len (also about Ty): "You've got to watch your hand, it looks like a bunch of bananas on her back."

Samantha: "The cowboy turns into a caterpillar and blossoms out there."

Tom: "The mobisodes are back. I'm excited about that and I don't even know what that means."

Samantha: "Bam! Bam!"

Bruno: "That was a juicy salsa. So much flavor and so much content to satisfy the most demanding appetite."

Woz: "We need all of your votes. But don't cheat."
Karina: (pause) "Cheat!"

Derek: "I'm on the level of Steve Wozniak. I have the same sort of genius."

Tom: "We've come to this: Lacey is the voice of caution."

Chuck: "Is it bad when I call her 'Little Kim?'"

David: "I think Gilles is a very attractive Frenchwoman."

DANCING WITH THE STARS QUOTES: WEEK 1

Lil' Kim: "I want to dedicate my first dance to my girls in federal detention. This one's for you."

Lil' Kim, about Derek: "I'm like a black Barbie, and he's my Ken."

Tom Bergeron: "A standing O from Nancy O'Dell, and believe me, it hurts when she does that."

Steve-O: "I just wanted to put my foot in the waltz's butt."

Bruno Tonioli, to Cheryl about Gilles: "You've got something to play with this time."

Len Goodman, to Woz: "Overall, it was a disaster."

Ty Murray: "Are there any parts that aren't embarrassing? 'Cause let's start with those ones."

Ty Murray: "When you're a cowboy and you go on Dancing with the Stars, you're gonna hear from a lot of guys you haven't heard from in a long time."


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