- [Bruno to Brandy]: That was a foxtrot sizzling with sex! Every step was driven by relentless eroticism! I'm telling you, I've had enough now for three months!
- [Bruno to Rick]: It was like the Indy 500! I tell you, you did your best performance, you had more faces than Jim Carrey!
- [Bruno to Kyle]: Kyle, you had the attack and energy of an untamed, young bull! Testosterone everywhere!
- [Len to Team Yamiguchi]: I thought you're the underdogs, but I gotta say, you dogs put up quite a fight.
- [Bruno to Kurt]: You went from last week Mission Impossible to this week Mission Accomplished!