Week 1................................................................................................. Tom Bergeron: "Chest pumps and bootie bumps is Bruno's territory."
Tom Bergeron to Aiden and Edyta: "We are about one gust of wind away from an F.C.C. fine."
Bruno to Shannen: "You were swinging your arms around like a primate."
Maks about Erin: 'Erin is such a perfectionist , she stops herself before she does something wrong"
Niecy Nash: "I was so grateful that I got a bite of a hamburger before we started dancing."
Bruno about Evan: "You've got the wing span of a 747."
Bruno to Buzz: "It looked like you had moon boots on."
Bruno to Aiden: "It was like Kenny Maine all over again."
Bruno to Kate: "It looked like Tony was pushing a shopping cart around the floor."
Bruno to Pamela: " I can only think of sex, sex, sex..."
Len to Pamela: " Overall, it was a mess." to which Bruno replied: "But the sex was good!"
Maks to Erin: " It's my only pleasure in life, to bit*h, and you have taken that away from me."