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Week 1.................................................................................................
Tom Bergeron: "Chest pumps and bootie bumps is Bruno's territory."

Tom Bergeron to Aiden and Edyta: "We are about one gust of wind away from an F.C.C. fine."

Bruno to Shannen: "You were swinging your arms around like a primate."

Maks about Erin: 'Erin is such a perfectionist , she stops herself before she does something wrong"

Niecy Nash: "I was so grateful that I got a bite of a hamburger before we started dancing."

Bruno about Evan: "You've got the wing span of a 747."

Bruno to Buzz: "It looked like you had moon boots on."

Bruno to Aiden: "It was like Kenny Maine all over again."

Bruno to Kate: "It looked like Tony was pushing a shopping cart around the floor."

Bruno to Pamela: " I can only think of sex, sex, sex..."

Len to Pamela: " Overall, it was a mess." to which Bruno replied: "But the sex was good!"

Maks to Erin: " It's my only pleasure in life, to bit*h, and you have taken that away from me."


Week 2

Tom Bergeron in reference to cheesecake, "On this show you get to see a lot of it".

Tom Bergeron to Carrie Ann after she was booed for her "lift" comment, "Hey Carrie Ann, could you feel the love?"

Tom Bergeron, "I'm actually worried that Maks' ego will not survive the season."

Tom Bergeron about cutting Bruno off, "That's the first time in ten years he has taken a cue from me."

Tom Bergeron after Pamela's "Marilyn Monroe" inspired dance, "I don't know what they (the judges) are going to say, but a bus load of Kennedy's just pulled up."

Brooke Burke to Derek Hough, "Who is more fun to dance with...me or Nicole?"

Niecy Nash, "Dancing was a dream deferred ever since I got kicked out of my 8th grade dance class."

Niecy Nash on Louis' teaching method, "He has to speak "food" to me."

Jake Pavelka, "It's like a defence mechanism...like a porcupine with it's quills standing up."

Buzz Aldrin, "We'll hang in there as long as we can."

Buzz Aldrin, "I'm going to give it the Aldrin oomph."

Nicole Scherzinger, "I'm actually very scared of him (Len)."

Maksim Chmerkovskiy, "I find it hard being the calm one in the partnership...when did that happen?"

Pamela Anderson, "Of all the things I've done in my life, I'm not going to die on the foxtrot."

Pamela Anderson, "I think everybody has seen all the sides of Pamela."

Kate Gosselin to Tony, "I love how you teach, but you're not taking into consideration how I learn."


Week 3

Tom Bergeron, "Buzz, you want to throw something at Len, forget the hat...throw this." (holding up a duffel bag)

Tom Bergeron to Jake and Chelsie, "Cleopatra and her sarcopha-guy".

Tom Bergeron, "Brooke and I are the only couple who get to fight on this show."

Evan Lysacek, "I love me some acting."

Niecy Nash, "I love my boyfriend so much, and if I could not be with him because a law said, or society said that, I would be devastated."

Tom Bergeron to Bruno, who kept saying that Jake was back, etc. "Rolling your "R's" is back".

Erin Andrews, "This is going to be really hot or kinky inappropriate."

Tom Bergeron to Erin and Maks," It's a shame that you two don't have any chemistry."

Tom Bergeron to Erin about Len, "Apparently, you weren't the only one blindfolded."

Tom Bergeron to Kate Gosselin about Bruno's evaluation, "...and Super B!tch from hell is the compliment in that critique."

Nicole Scherzinger, "None of this comes naturally... I'll look like an idiot."


Week 4

Tom Bergeron about the Tango, "The judges want to Viennses crossovers...and a contre check, which was popular during the Reagan administration."

Tom Bergeron about Kym and Dmitry's Rumba, "Kym and Dmitry showing three specific moves and 2% body fat."

Tom Bergeron about Niecy's low marks, "Want to jump on hte popularuty band wagon, Carrie Ann?"

Tom Bergeron, "They used the Vincent Price lighting on Len."

Tom Bergeron to Edyta, "Love the outfit!"

Bruno Tonioli, "Pamela has got the sex in her blood."

Tom Bergeron to the judges, "Do you guys want some orange juice or a candy bar to get the blood sugar up?"

Tom Bergeron about his appearance on the show Castle, "See what happens to me on the 'all Bergeron channel'."

Len Goodman to Erin Andrews, "From the ankles up you sure look sweet, but from the ankles down you've got sloppy feet."

Evan Lysacek, "If I don't do it right I will just break another toe...three is my lucky number anyway."

Niecy Nash, "I got a angel kicking in... a angel and some caffeine."

Brooke to Aiden after bad reviews by the judges, "Come into the nice room with us."

Chad Ochocinco about Cheryl, "Is that really bad for me to love her after four weeks?"