| Ever since the first season, people have been complaining that the dancers simply show too much skin! We submit these exhibits proving that they just might be right. Whose outfits were just too skimpy for network TV? |
| We see right through this naked ploy: Keeping Edyta Sliwinska nearly nude means no one's looking at her less-skilled partners (like John Ratzenberger.)
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| | Even Edyta's never gotten this nude: Hey, Toni Braxton, we think you forgot your costume! |
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| | Is it in Edyta's contract to show skin every week? Or is it just too expensive to fully dress the Polish prancer? |
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| | If it weren't for the fringe, we'd swear Kym Johnson was wearing nothing at all with this skin-colored getup. We feel kind of dirty for using "fringe" in this context! |
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| | Here's even more of Edyta. If it weren't for that sleeve drape and those legwarmers, she'd be dancing in a bikini! |
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