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My favorite DWTS pro dancer: Julianne Hough

My all-time favorite DWTS celebrity dancer: Sara Evans

My favorite DWTS dance style: Free Style or Paso Doble

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Other shows I'm watching right now: CSI. CSI: Miami, CSI: NY, NCIS, Touched By An Angel, Nashville Star
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A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.
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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you hate how they put the earthquake report in with the weather report in California and say something like "Clear skys with a chance of total regional destruction." and don't know how to dress for that copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
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If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.
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Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
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If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001,HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, Blossom Uchiha, Lumiere Hikari, LtComdrDataLady, Horatio'sGirl
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If you think that there should be a 'Report flame' button thing to report flamers, copy and paste!
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I have a one-time gift. A beautiful gift that many people are ridiculed for in this day and age. A precious gift that many people throw away. It's called "virginity", and I plan to not waste it on someone who's just gonna dump me later. I choose to be faithful to my future husband, the man who will love me for the rest of my life, and to wait for the wedding day!! If you have chosen to save your one-time gift and are PROUD of your purity, paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Dearheart, floppyearsthebunny, Suzaku, LtComdrDataLady, Horatio'sGirl

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You know You're addicted to CSI:Miami when... bold are things that I've actually done
...see a hummer and get all excited.
...leave out of your house and think you're going to a crime scene -at least I've pretended I was
...wearing black makes you feel like Calleigh Duquesne
...you can do the Horatio move
...you start sentences with "One time on CSI: Miami..."
...when you hear "Texas" you think about Frank
...when you hear "M.E." you think of Alexx
...when you hear gun or bullets, GSR, Blond, Southern ect. you think of Calleigh
...when you hear water/recovery or swimm in a race, Cuban you think of Eric
...you sing along to the "CSI:Miami" theme song...and then search desperately for the person who wrote it (The Who).
...know all the characters backstories
...read the fanfictions for "CSI:Miami"
...Write fanfictions for "CSI:Miami"
...meeting the cast became an ultimate wish (You know it)
...you go shopping for new sunglasses and try to find some like Horatio's
...you still get a little upset when Ryan is fired (even though you know he's hired again)
...still hold your breath when Eric is shot, wondering if he's going to die or not
...still wondering if Calleigh will make it out safe when she's kidnapped
...you know all of the Clavo cases by heart
...you use Horatio one-liners on family and friends (Always)
...you own at least one "Calleigh Duquesne" inspired outfit
...you got out your way to buy CSI:Miami DVDs
..suddenly the game Clue became CSI:Miami(you're solving the murder, but you're acting like a CSI. I perfer to act like Calleigh)
...watching CSI:Miami made you a little more smart in Science
...you know what AFIS, CODIS, GSR and IAB mean and don't forget DOA
...when you know every time it comes on and watch it even if you've seen it (All the time)
...when you have September 22nd marked down on everythin
...when someone mentions the date September 22nd, you get excited!
...CSI:Miami became your bedtime story; you fall asleep each night watching one of them
...Write CSI Miami Every night before you go to sleep
...You almost cry when Alexx or Speed leave/die, Calleigh gets kidnapped and Eric goes missing Copy and past into your profile (I cryed a little when Calleigh started to cry when Eric went missing)
...You still get freaked out every time the episode where Eric And Natalia have a pregancy scare- (more for hiphugger fans)


You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
And of course this ...

26 sweet thing a guy would do
1.. Know how to make you smile when you are down
2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but you always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence
4. Give you the remote control during the game
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you
6. Play with your hair
7. His hands always find yours
8.Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Offer you plenty of massages
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork
11. Never run out of love
12. Be funny , but knows how to be serious
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts
16. Smile a lot
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1
21.Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.
22.Sing , even if he can't
23. Have a creative sense of humor
24.Stare at you.
25.Call for no reason
26..Quit smoking , chewing , drinking , or drugs - just because he loves u that much to quit it.
And this ...

I'M SORRY
that you think the Jonas Brothers are gay
and only because they dont talk about hooking
up with girls in their music.

I'M SORRY
that you think they are pansies,
and only because they aren't cussing
at us through their music.

I'M SORRY
that you joke at me for being in love with them
and only because you dont know them,
and haven't given them a chance.

I'M SORRY
That they call girls beautiful instead of sexy,
so you think that they are wussies
and only because you dont have the guts to
call us beautiful instead, too.

I'M SORRY

That you think their music sucks
and only because they arent talking about
getting drunk or high.

And most of all I'M SORRY
that you haven't even given them a chance.
You haven't even listened to their music. And
you haven't even thought about the fact that
girls LOVE when guys act like the Jonas Brothers do,
Ya know? Kind, Polite and Like Gentleman. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!



FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and bring him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Have always had the best shoulder to cry on.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Open the fridge and make themself at home.
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Ask you for their number.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Have a closet full of your stuff.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a biography on your life.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will always go with you.
FRIENDS: Will ask why you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will say, "Don't hurt her," and leave it at that.
BEST FRIENDS: Will say, "She's my best friend, break her heart, I'll break your nose!"
FRIENDS: Will wait for you if you're late.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the only reason why you're never on time.
ONLY IN AMERICA...
...can a pizza get delivered to your house sooner than an ambulance can
...are there handicapped parking spaces in front of a skating rink
...do drugstores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while the healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front
...do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet coke
...do banks leave both doors open, but chain the pens to the counter
...do we leave expensive cars in the driveway, and worthless stuff in the garage
...do we buy hot dogs in packages of 10, and buns in packages of 8
...do we use the word 'politics' so freely: Latin: 'poli' meaning many, and 'ticks' meaning blood sucking leaches
...do they have drive up ATM's with Braille lettering

When a soldier comes home, he finds it hard...
..to listen to his son whine about being bored.

...to keep a straight face when people complain about potholes.
...to be tolerant of people who complain about the hassle of getting ready for work.
...to be understanding when a co-worker complains about a bad night's sleep.
..to be silent when people pray to God for a new car.
...to control his panic when his wife tells him he needs to drive slower.
..to be compassionate when a businessman expresses a fear of flying.
...to keep from laughing when anxious parents say they're afraid to send their kids off to summer camp.
...to keep from ridiculing someone who complains about hot weather.
...to control his frustration when a colleague gripes about his coffee being cold.
...to remain calm when his daughter complains about having to walk the dog.
...to be civil to people who complain about their jobs.
...to just walk away when someone says they only get two weeks of vacation a year.
...to be forgiving when someone says how hard it is to have a new baby in the house.
The only thing harder than being a Soldier..
Is loving one.

Try Not To Cry:
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost


Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!
Worst Pickup Lines ever!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.


Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.


Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.


Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.


Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter


Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.


Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.


Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?


Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing


Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together


Man: Do you have a library card?
Woman: Why?
Man: Because I'm checking you out!


Man: Was your dad a robber?
Woman:
Why?
Man:
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Man: "Are you from Tennessee?"
Woman:
"No."
Man:"Are you sure? 'Cause you're the only 10 I see."



Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!

NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH !!!
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> A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and
> engage in an animated conversation..
>
> The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her
> attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
>
> 'Emma come first.
> Den I come.
> Den two asses come together.
> I come once-a-more!
> Two asses, they come together again.
> I come again and pee twice.
> Then I come one lasta time.'
>
> The lady can't take this any more,
>
> 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig!' she retorted
> indignantly.. 'In this country, we don't speak aloud in
> public places about our sex lives!'
>
> 'Hey, coola down lady ,' said the man. 'Who talkin'
> abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell
> ' Mississippi .'
>
> ($50 says you're gonna read this again.)


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nightstar_ You know you live in 2008 when... 2 Dec 21 2009, 2:31 PM EST by Horatio'sGirl
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oh almost all of those fit with me. lol
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